paulm999 wrote:

In my teens & twenties, I "dated" my freind's mom, who was a teacher, and I never cared about what I was wearing or how I smelled.

In my thirties, I married a girl 5 years older than me, who gave me a speeding ticket, and I never cared about what I was wearing or how I smelled.

In my forties, divorced and remarried to a girl 5 years younger, who worked in the church, and I never cared about what I was wearing or how I smelled.

In my fifties, divorced I only dated girls around 25, who look so great they wouldn't be caught dead working in Home Depot, and I never cared about what I was wearing or how I smelled.

Now in my sixties, my current girlfreind just turned 19 years old today, is a songwriter, musican, and soon to be a famous C&W star, and I still don't care about what I am wearing or how I smell.

If I make it to my seventies, I still won't care, but I will probably have to date my attorney.