wittmeba
Virginia
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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
- Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
- Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
- Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate!
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Kajtek1
CA
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-Why it took 50 years after inventing camping chairs to install cup holders in them?
-why 50 years after landing on the moon we still can't manufacture reliable garden hose connectors?
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Tim_W
Colorado
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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood.
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Center Pin
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- If two synchronized swimmers are in a pool and one drowns, what happens to the other one?
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jlawless
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wittmebe wrote:Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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buddyru
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Why did the chicken lay an egg?
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Liriope
Sun City AZ 85351
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Why you will not drink the water when in Mexico yet you will pay 50% more for Imported Mexican Beer made from the same water???
Why you tell your kids "Do not do drugs, they are dangerous to your health" while sipping on Jim Bean and water??
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wittmeba
Virginia
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Liriope wrote:Why you will not drink the water when in Mexico yet you will pay 50% more for Imported Mexican Beer made from the same water???
Why you tell your kids "Do not do drugs, they are dangerous to your health" while sipping on Jim Bean and water??
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Foggy
Kalamazoo Mi. U.S.A.
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Re. Penny for your thoughts / Two cents. A basic rule of business. Buy low, sell high. Or another way to look at it: My opinions are obviously worth twice as much as yours.
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Barb H
Inland Empire, So. California
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Coyote2cool wrote:how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood. That one goes in the same category as:
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers were in the peck that Peter Piper picked?
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